did you yeet today or did today yeet you?
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
Kidneys:
(via lebandie)
me: compulsively switches between the same 4 apps for 12 hours straight because i’m absolutely incapable of being left alone w my thoughts
(via anxietyandpizza)
self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void
May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead
People without glasses are really out here seeing for free
Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck
(via thecommonchick)
preparing clown elephant dung for lab analysis
That’s just regular clown dung
what, you got a degree in coulro-coprology?
Yeah here’s proof
ah, ok, nice to finally meet an expert
(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)
If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat me this way?” And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.
(via coexpress)